discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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