What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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