i just made my gag reflex go away.
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
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