There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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