I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
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