He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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