Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
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