white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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