just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
he high fived his dick after we had sex
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
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