I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
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