I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
Ever since I got married, I've become the MacGuyver of masturbation
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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