i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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