this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
Tornado booty call.. dedication
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
Randomize
