Taylor Swift is so right about you.
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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