you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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