Baby momma caught me doing baby daddy in reverse cowgirl. She kicked me out and i have no clothes, come get me.
I hope you walked the shit out of that shame.
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
My dick has a subreddit
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
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