There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
Don't make this awkward for me. Don't let your mom come near the bathroom. I can't meet your mom for the first time while I'm shitting. Dont make this awkward.
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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