My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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