You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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