Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
Congratulations, your dick has been selected to participate in my birthday sex. Please reply with a response.
Do I have a choice?
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I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
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