Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
3 things I learned last night: 1.) I'm not as light as I used to be. 2.) Sex on the roof of a convertible is a really bad idea. 3.) The hospital now has super glue pens for sealing minor cuts instead of stitches!
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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