I woke up this morning next to some guy. I was horrified, he woke up and said, "the white tiger strikes again!"
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
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