So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
I am mentally ready for anal.
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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