let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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