You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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