So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
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