i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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