i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
The homeless woman that called me a "dirty looking cunt" the other day, was standing outside Starbucks today with a sign that said "Jesus loves you."
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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