I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
the only good thing about breaking up with him while naked was that i got to make a forgetting sarah marshall reference
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
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