Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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