jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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