Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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