ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
I just made the pizza guy say helicopter six times in order to get his money. Even he knows how stoned we are.
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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