are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
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