What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
I won't apologize to a one balled man
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
I don't want my vagina anymore.
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