think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
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