I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
Every minute you wait for the sex that's not gonna happen, we're missing a tone deaf, drunk, tard-asaurus rex half-sing a 90's song to a bunch of other dinotards at karaoke.
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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