Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
I was curling my hair today and I looked at my curling iron and thought...
You at least unplugged it right?
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
Turns out that my surprise "happy birthday" drop-in for my dad turned into a "my parents like afternoon sex a lot" realization.
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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