lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
I am not sure which is more amazing; The fact that she offered me sex, beer AND nachos, or that she can properly use a semi-colon at her current blood alcohol level.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
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