Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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