That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
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