I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
Say something about gay babies.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
And now, by the power vested in me by the state of intoxication, I now pronounce you fucking awesome.
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