drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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