Plan B is the new Plan A
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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