he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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