Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
So much rum. So many feels.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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