We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
Randomize
