Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
i used baking grease as lip gloss
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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