we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
Fucked Zombie Jesus at a Halloween party. I need Plan B before I give birth to the Antichrist.
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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