I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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